Monday, August 13

I'm bored and bored and BORED. Everything is just another level of boredom.And the men are just so darned stupid. We had nothing to do today.. so funny flatmate called up 4 different car brands and asked them for a test drive. He started quoting budget of 20 lakh or something while the other flatmate pretended to be his secretary. So the whole day was spent in driving Corolla and then the Civic and how he just wants black because all his cars are black. Man. He's so stupid. Last I checked he had 4 grand in the bank and doesn't he realize that these guys are going to drive him crazy starting tomorrow with incessant sales talk. But that is planned as well. He's going to tell them both that he decided to buy the other one. But I admit it all sounded funny after the weed. And the Civic is a goodie car. God I thank the brilliant guy who loaded That 70's show on the computer. At least I don't have to grind my head to such crap. And Ashton Kutcher is so cute. That's one!! Or not..

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Well this is really sad. I've been thinking about the whole men thing lately. All these idiots start treating you differently after you end something. But it's so tiring. To listen to them trying to get into my pants by pretending to be emotionally sensitive or something equally ridiculous. I have decided never to end my dry spell. There's just no point because I'll just hate them after some time. Like the ones before. After I realize that they are messy and expect me to feed them. Or after they get stupidly possessive at parties because there are other men around. Or whatever. It just sucks. Now I'm only going to get into something after torturing them for at least 1 year. Just to make sure. Yeah..that sounds like a plan.

8 comments:

Hyde said...

Good plan. All the best, lol.

jerry said...

I bet it can be awesome after weed, but sounds crazy. :)

Electric Shaman said...

The creep sends his best wishes for your success

Inkblot said...

might be easier with women in case your feeling adventurous :P

LostLittleGirl said...

hyde: lol, I'm all set.

Jerry: Well YOU know

Shaman: Shuddup creep.Course I'll succeed.

Inkblot: Ha ha ha. Really now, considering that I've had a tougher time getting along with most women in general..NO!

bobo said...

bored + weed + let loose on the road in a car.

hm.

Renovatio said...

Excellent.

InExile said...

ha ha ha ha
ouch !!